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For a girl who wanted to spend her birthday at Ascot Racecourse, but couldn't find her fascinator. Also, because she could sing and there's a sea creature in her full name I used to called her 'Little Mermaid'.
Percolator
“Oh no, a disaster,
I’ve lost my fascinator?!
What will I wear,
hmm… I need my percolator.”
One little sip - a brainwave
hit straight away,
and she knew exactly how to
dress for this special day.
Forget the mermaid who hides behind the calculator:
SHE TOOK BREATH AWAY OF EVERY LIVING ALLIGATOR!!
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